Since dontcallmemolly asked: Lauren, Andrew, and Ralph's back story.

Smut over yonder.

I got the idea from a prompt, and the fact that I have a whole slew of e-mails I saved, but never sent. Have you ever done that, written an e-mail to someone, then never sent it? No? Maybe that's just me.

There is smut up over at jocarmichael. Short and dirty. Go read.

Waging my gentle war against the stupidity of Valentine's Day, I command you to say "I love you!" to those you love- friends, Romans, countrymen, countrywomen, family, your hairdresser, your dominatrix, the cute kid at the grocery store, your dealer, your butcher, your baker, your candlestickmaker, the hot meter reader, etc, etc. You get the idea.

As a special present, because I love you all: cheesetastic smut.


In unrelated news, I had my first Lunacon dream last night. We put my Nine-Toed Mom (TM) in charge of the filking track. WTF, Batman?

Miss Inertia: I want to be an angsty Victorian girl.
Me: I think you were one in a past life.
Miss Inertia: So were you!
Me: We must have been roommates at the finishing school.
Miss Inertia: But what did we do without Missy Elliott songs?
Me: Probably read dirty poetry.

Speaking of angsty Victorian girls and dirty poetry, here's some smut. It's Christmas-themed, but since it is not Three Kings' Day yet, it's not late.

Here.

Warning: It's gay male. Not explicit, but the links in that post are explicit.

*My Mom is doing okay. She only lost a toe. She has a penicillin pump for the next six weeks, but otherwise will be fine, thank the Lyndon B. Johnson.

*I've lost 5-7 pounds in the past few weeks. I don't weight myself, so I'm not exactly sure how much I've lost. But my jeans won't stay up, and my shirts are loose. Guess being on a martini diet helps!*

*There is smut. I also posted smut last week, but forgot to mention it.



*Just kidding. Other than a glass of wine here and there, I've stayed away from the sauce. I have been walking a lot lately, though, because it helps clear my head.

You know where.

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I posted a graphic piece tonight. I posted a not-at-all graphic piece a couple weeks ago.

Smut.

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Nuff said. Go read.

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*Smut is up. jocarmichael

*My paper, "Effects of vpu start codon mutations on HIV-1 replication in macrophages: lack of evidence of rescue by envelope" was offically accepted yesterday. I don't know the publication date yet.

*FYI: I will be in Albany Friday night-Monday afternoon this weekend. Monday night crew: don't worry, I'll still cook. Make sure you have your piehole tax.