I am living in the land of fairies today. Where's my shirtless gardener and my mojito?

I am having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner tonight. Then I am having a hot, hot threesome with the washer and dryer. Because the dirty clothes started whispering to me "Hey little girl...".

Texas repealed their sex toy ban. Here's Molly Ivins' NSFW take on the sex toy ban.

Last night's Lunacon dream: The cops showed up at the con, wanting to know what we were doing. I told them it was a science fiction/ fantasy convention.

Cops: But, what do you do?
Me: We sit around and talk about science fiction and fantasy.
Cops: You sit around and talk?
Me: Yeah...
Cops: But... what do you do?

They were so bemused. Like, why would you sit around and talk about stuff you find interesting? With other people? Madness!

Gratuitous amounts of TAPE!

(Source of the joke.)

I've said before that my life seems to be a series of random events in which I am the only common element.

*I've been trying to lose some weight in the past few weeks. I've realized that my body-image problem isn't so much that I've gained weight, but that I've lost what muscle definition I had from belly dancing. Conclusion: get ass back to belly dancing class.

*After finishing the Sookie Stackhouse series (or at least, what's in paperback), I've decided to embark on reading all of the Anne of Green Gables books. The great experiment will be if I still have a crush on Gilbert.

*Darcy, my new computer, was a bit slow. He was rather lacking in the, shall we say, RAM area. After going to three different stores looking for the right kind, evan712 and I found it. He was even nice enough to install it for me. I think he was just looking for an excuse to feel up the inside of my computer.

*Oh yeah, I'll be in Richmond, VA visiting my more-successful-and-better-looking younger sister next week. I'll be back Thursday evening.

*Thinking about pulling together all my smut, cleaning it up, filling in some gaps and self-publishing it. Anyone interested in owning a hard copy?

*Also thinking about having a near-end-of-summer potluck/ picnic dinner shindig sometime in September. Who's interested?

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Carry on!

They did a short bit on the leaked Harry Potter book the other day on Morning Edition, and they mentioned fan videos. They specifically mentioned Harry Potter and the Brokeback Goblet.

Nuance, know how we said that Goblet of Fire was written by fangirls? A producer at NPR thinks so, too.

I downloaded the stupidest, catchiest, bounciest song I've heard in a while today. I am not responsible for when you get it stuck in your head.

NBC has done a remake of The Bionic Woman. It premieres this fall. Guess who's in it?

Katee Sackhoff

I'm already too excited to sit still.

Last week, I had a dream that I got rabies from a chipmunk that bit me on the nose.

Last night, I had a dream that I had to throw a tea party for the pantheon of Greek gods. Zeus was so not sitting next to Hera, and tea parties totally cramp Athena's style.

What's in your pockets today?

I have a tube of chapstick, a tissue, a hair elastic and a paper clip.